i'm psycho. or, random thoughts from tonight.

• "I want you to make biscuits, woman. And you need a rolling pin!!" (lol)
• "When I die, then you can be Joan of Arc." (lol) 
• It is scary hot in my house. 
• That mountain of dishes only disappears one dish at a time. 
• When you misspell disappears, it looks like diapers.
• Laura is the best conversationalist this world's ever seen.
• Fruit snacks! This is seriously the best present in the world.
• I am going to stay up all night. 
• I'm hungry but too tired and preoccupied to eat.
• To buy: a curling wand. Pronto.
• "If you get tile dust in it, I will kill you."
• Chris is the type of person to pour himself a glass of ginger ale, discover it's flat, and still patiently drink the whole gross thing.
• He's also my hero. The awesomest person.